• 1 qt Vodka
• 1 qt Light rum
• 1 qt Dark rum
• 1 qt Whiskey
• 1 qt Peach schnapps
• 1 gal Sprite (or similar soda)
• 1 gal Lemonade

Get a clean five gallon pail and mix all the ingredients together with a ladle. Serve with or without a little ice.