Do you want the truth? Can you handle the truth? Well, the truth is would you trust an anorexic chef to cook you up a great meal? Didn't think so. Although it's certainly possible to bartend without drinking booze, in our honest opinion we think your ability to really excel in the fine art of Mixology would be extremely limited. You wouldn't have a clue what anything tasted like, how to combine ingredients to concoct your signature drink, or even relate to the drunk guy sitting in front of you.